У тебя ширинка расстегнута на английском (более 70 способов)

Эту статью про расстегнутую ширинку я заботливо написал в 2016 году для своего на тот момент сайта. Переношу статью сюда на свой единый сайт ilyadale.net как архив.

В жизненных языковых ситуациях всякое может случаться. И расстёгнутая ширинка представляет из себя уникальную возможность блеснуть своими знаниями английского и заодно помочь человеку в трудную минуту неосознанной работы магазина, который, увы, не закрывается.

Mind you, статья содержит strong language at spots. 

После прочтения, Вы сможете понять, какая связь между самолётом на картинке и расстёгнутой ширинкой.

Более 70 вариантов ниже:

1. Your fly is open

2. XYZPDQ [Xamine Your Zipper Pretty Damn Quick]

3. XYZ buddy/man/dude/etc…

4. Front gates open

5. You're advertising!

6. your barn door is open.

7. The horse is outta the barn!

8. you planning to go fishing anytime soon?

9. Zipperman is flying low.

10. You’re flying low.

11. Are you afraid of heights?

12. The cucumber has left the salad.

13. I can see the gun of Navarone.

14. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

15. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

17. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

18. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

19. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

20. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position

21. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

22. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

23. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

24. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

25. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

26. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

27. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

28. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

29. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

30. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

31. I thought you were crazy; now I see you're nuts!

32. Your balls are showing

33. One o'clock

34. One o'clock at the button factory

35. It's one o'clock

36. Button up

37. Fly's open

38. Is your finger sore

39. Better zip up

40. Bombbay's open

41. Fly time

42. Garage door is open

43. Two o'clock

44. What do birds do

45. Flag's at half-mast

46. Ice box is open

47. Just tell him

48. Gappin'

49. Button your britches

50. Button your britches, man

51. Buttons are open

52. Button's off

53. Buttons were showing

54. Stable door is open

55. You're at half-mast

56. You're coming apart

57. You're going to lose something

58. You're gonna lose something

59. You're hanging out

60. You're losing something

61. You're not fully dressed

62. You're not zipped

63. You're open in front again

64. You're undone

65. You're unfastened

66. You're wide open

67. You've flipped your zipper

68. Zip code

69. Zip 'em up quick

70. Zip his pants

71. Zip it

72. Zip the front of your pants

73. Zip up or else

74. Zip your pants in front

75. Zip your pants up

76. Zipper ain't working

77. You're unzipped

Взял информацию из следующих источников:

Reddit, what are some good ways to say "Your fly is open"?

Google cache: 20 Clever Ways to Tell Someone:
"Your Fly Is Open!"

Dictionary of American Regional English: Sayings To Warn A Man That His Trouser-Fly Is Open